Digital Playground and Adam & Eve have combined to create the most talked about adult movie of the year. That means that the combined rosters get to mingle for some memorable sex scenes. After all, Jesse Jane, Janine, Carmen Luvana and Austyn Moore are all great looking women and if we can break down a few walls and get them together, then that is a good thing. “Pirates” is a rare creature in adult entertainment. It is a movie that works for couples without being boring. It is a well-shot movie with a solid script and really hot sex. The comedy works to balance things outs and the sex scenes are nicely distributed. Few things bug me more than story-driven porn that gives us thirty minutes of dialog at one end and six crammed in sex scenes at the other. There are so many things about it that are worthy of awards that I can’t name them all. Let’s just say that Janine is fantastic. If she doesn’t win awards for her performance then something is seriously wrong. Jesse fucks with more energy than ever and I’m growing fonder of her with each passing stroke. Janine takes charge and turns in a great pair of scenes. Austyn Moore comes out of nowhere to hang with the superstars and is the most pleasant surprise in the cast. There isn’t much more I can say about the movie. It’s a must-see and is guaranteed to make "you harder than Chinese algebra."