They're all about rimmin' and rhyme, deep meaning and deeper throat, and they may not know Shakespeare, but they can shake a spear with the best of them.

It's Hank Hoffman's Pillow Talk, about all the things we whisper in bed and out, all the sweet nothings that turn into nasty sex and passionate play.

Facials? Yes. Anal? Plenty. Even if nothing does rhyme with them...